[Yahoo! News - Blix Orders Iraq to Destroy Missiles] Yeah, right, what is the UN going to do if he does not destroy them, give him another 30 days?

[ChannelOklahoma.com - News - Henry, Claunch Debate Lottery Merits]

OKLAHOMA CITY -- Gov. Brad Henry called his lottery proposal the "only game in town" to bail out education Thursday night, but a Republican lawmaker said he wouldn't risk children's futures on such an uncertain scheme.
The governor debated longtime Rep. Forrest Claunch just hours after the state House backed off making a decision on whether to send the issue to a vote of the people.

What is the matter with the people deciding? We get ignored anyway. Anyone remember the cock-fighting bill, or did that happen to long ago (last September). Make your votes, then if we do not like the way you vote, then we can vote you out. Or what are we really paying you people for anyway!

[ChannelOklahoma.com - News - AP Preference Poll Of Oklahoma Legislators] Ok fellow Okies, check how your represenatives represented you. Did they vote your way on the lottery. Mine did. Make sure if they did not, that you seek to vote against them next time.

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THINGS WE DON'T UNDERSTAND
Two Democratic state senators in New York want to make sure condoms join Bibles as regular features in hotels, motels and inns.

Last I knew the Gideons donated the Bibles and the hotels/motels choose to put them in. Who is paying for the condoms they want to put in. Sorry, the peoples tax money, mine if I lived in New York state, would be what pays for it. Or the hotel would have to charge more to provide these state mandated condoms. Either way, the people who do not want them are being forced to pay for the ones that do. I believe a war was fought over this, the quote I remember is "Taxation without representation is tyrany". Hopefully this is a bill that will not pass.

United Press International: Jockstrip: The world as we know it

A former Seton Hall University professor caught in a controversy over e-mail message she sent calling students "mental midgets," "immature" and "lying sacks of s--t" says her only regret was not quitting last September.

From that one quote you would think they were right in dropping her. But read the article, she was reacting to quotes made about her on a web page called myprofessorsucks.com. I think that both groups need a little growing up to do. I personaly as a student would not openly critique my instructors on such a web site, but I know how I would feel as a teacher if my name were there. The students were wrong, but so was she. My $.02 worth anyway.

Notable Quotes
Thu February 20, 2003 07:45 AM ET
HOLLYWOOD (Reuters) - They really said it -- notable quotes from the news:

"He got his life together and is putting it on the line for his country."
-- veteran CBS News anchor DAN RATHER, after his chance encounter in Kuwait with a U.S. Army helicopter pilot who it turned out had tried to steal his car 12 years ago in Texas.

There is a God in this universe and He has a sense of humor.....

[Stupid Computer Tricks] one of the biggest laughs I have had in a long time. Thanks to User Friendly and the daily static on the bottom of the page for pointing it out to me.
Having worked 8 years in a college computer lab I have seen many similar ones to these.

Altova Offers Free XML Document Editor -- www1.internetwire.com Need a free XML editor. I have just downloaded it and have not installed it yet, so I will have to comment on it later. Still, the company makes an excellant though pricey intergrated enviornment called XML Spy. Worth your look if you are into XML I am sure.

‘Menacing’ Cruise ad causes stir Is it not bad enough that we get junk calls at home, now we get them on cell phones.

Opera swipes at Microsoft with Muppet browser giggle giggle

CBS News | BTW LOL: A Bad Trend, Or A-OK? | February 13, 2003 14:32:58
What are they worried about, the whole English language is a messed up version of dozens of other languages merged and abreviated.

Our ‘reality’ show now includes leaving our homes If you are in to reality TV, stay tuned, The War show is about to debut!

[Dude, you're getting a cell! [rec.humor.funny]] The only realy funny joke I have heard come out of the Dell dudes stupidy.

[Mom Goes to Italy, While Kids Home Alone ] The sad thing is that it happens all over the US every day, it is not an isolated case.

[NBC to Offer Single Moms Up for Marriage ] Just when I though that reality TV was at an all time low.....

eSchool News online - Union leader floats laptop plan to free up classroom space Ummmmm, let me get this straigh, we spend money to buy laptops for students and teachers, and then free up the computer labs to have for class, and hire more tachers to meet the teacher student ratio. Ummmmm why does this not make sense to me
teacher Where is your laptop computer
student Ahhh My dog ate it.



Now I know why it makes no sense.

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Jedis Become a Force to Be Counted

Lookie here Martha, we got 400,000 idiots in one country at one time.

Religious worker visa scam -- The Washington Times

No one knows. Tom Ridge, are you listening? It's going to take more than duct tape and plastic sheeting to fix this problem.

What is he talking about... a fake visa program that lets people get into the USA under the guise of being needed to fill religious openings in mosques (and other religious institutions as well). I think the program needs to be shut down till we can plug the hole.

Used Cars in Kent, UK Car Finance, Kent Vehicle Hire Gosh does this page stink or what.

AVG Anti-Virus System Main Page People ask me what I use for protection, I tell them what do I need protection for.... then they say for computer virus protection! Well here is a link to one of the best anti-virus programs for the money. Just give up a small amount of personal information about yourself, and you get to use it till they don't make it no more. On a broadband hookup, have it update itself every morning like I do. You will always be up to date. Scans incomming and outgoing Outlook mail too!